Aggressive Atheism

In the past couple of years I’ve noticed a growing popularity in this brand of “aggressive” atheism. This first came to my attention in the holiday season of 2008 when I saw an article about atheist billboards being put up for the holidays in Colorado. In that case, a group of pioneer atheists decided they needed to put it in everyone’s face over the holiday season how stupid it is to believe in God. I shook my head at their foolishness thinking how amazing it is that these “brilliant,” “enlightened” atheists could be so stupid to think that their tactics will actually influence people towards their side of the belief spectrum.

To my disappointment, “aggressive” atheism seems to be getting worse. Much worse. I just saw a news story about a group called ‘Atheist Agenda’ giving away porn in exchange for Bibles in a campaign they’re calling “Smut for Smut”.

Take a moment to consider how unbelievably stupid that is.

Dear “aggressive atheists” of the world, here’s what’s wrong with your approach: it is accomplishing the stone-cold opposite of what you want it to. So you don’t believe in God. Good for you! What a savvy intellectual you are for discarding the idea of a God on the basis that 2,000 year old unverifiable religious text is insufficient ground on which to base a belief. Honestly, what brilliant little thinkers you all are! I’d like to take a moment to applaud your brilliance!

*Applause!!*

Alright, now that that’s over, let’s sit down and have a little talk. It seems apparent to me that you think religious beliefs are detrimental to the happiness and peace of humanity. Perhaps you have a point. In fact, let’s say that you’re 100% correct. Let’s assume that religious beliefs do indeed facilitate war, conflict, poverty, and the self-loathing tendencies of man. I might suggest that it’s the egg that came before the chicken, that religion is a coping mechanism that comes after the war, fear and self-loathing thoughts, but let’s not get stuck on that point. Let’s say that you’re 100% correct. Let’s say that religion is bad for humanity. I can understand how it could be easy for you to think that. We did just have a President invade a country that probably shouldn’t have been invaded on the grounds that “God told him to do it”. So you’re mad at God. Fine, I get that.

Here’s where you’re screwing up: if you want people to consider the possibility that their religious beliefs are not unlike that of a child believing in Santa, you can’t scare them off by running campaigns to distribute porn in exchange for Bibles! Do you realize how horrifying that is to people? Take ten steps backwards and look at what you’re doing: you’re saying “hi, I’m an atheist, and I believe your precious holy book is on the same level as pornography.”

How does that not make a record screech to a halt in your mind? In the minds of the people you most desire to influence (believers), you are anchoring your doctrine (atheism) as a belief system that leads to people doing things like distributing pornography in exchange for Bibles. Do you really think that’s influencing anyone to your side? I can assure you it absolutely isn’t. But here’s what it is doing. It’s giving Ma and Pa Believer a fantastic excuse to climb even further down the rabbit hole of their beliefs. Just when they thought it might be safe to peek their head above the surface, what did they see? They saw an angry group of atheists passing out porn to anyone who gives up their Bible.

You people are setting back your own kind.

I understand that you’re angry at God. And I know why you do things like put up billboards on Christmas and exchange porn for Bibles: you do it because you’re angry and you need a way to release that anger. But the problem with your tactics is that they are selfish. You are catering only to your own needs and it’s bringing down humanity as a whole in the process. What you’re doing is in no way unlike what the religious do when they put up billboards that promote their beliefs or go around handing out Bibles. And if it angers you so much when they do those things, why are you practicing the same activities yourselves?

So ask yourself, aggressive atheist, what is it that you really want? Do you want to wallow in self-pity for the “lies” you perceive to have been told about God your whole life or do you want to rise above the petty God vs. No God argument, an argument that, no matter which side you’re on, is bringing down humanity and keeping us from living together peacefully?

If you want to wallow in self-pity, keep passing out porn and putting up billboards. Just don’t be surprised when church attendance increases in the process.

For the rest of you who might be able to conceive where I’m coming from and realize how utterly selfish and counterproductive you’re being and wish to change that, here’s what you do: relax. Forgive. Try a little compassion for a change. Realize that people believe in religion because they’re scared and it brings them comfort. If you really want to be a force for good for humanity, accept this with an open and understanding mind. It is only when you do this that healing the world becomes possible.

Non-Poker

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